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the mixture of blood and sperm
the bme pain oylmpics contained a lot of blerm
blerm by bboots January 21, 2008
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The Blerm is a contraction of the terms "blumpkin" and "perm", and is used to denote a sexual act where a male receives oral sex in a toilet ("blumpkin") and then wipes his semen (or feces, if there is no toilet paper) on his sexual partner's hair upon completion of the sexual act. It is a common practice in certain bars in Conowingo, MD.
Man, that bitch sucked me off real nice in the toilet and then I turned her blumpkin into a blerm. That shitter needs more TP, by the way.
Blerm by Goldberg47 January 18, 2009
Mixture of blood and sperm, often during red wings but can occur during first time and/or rough anal sex
"Why does it smell like blood and bleach in here?"
"Sorry, I haven't had a chance to wash the blerm out of my sheets."
blerm by youareabunny January 4, 2015
once a month, males experience an addition of blood to their sperm, thus creating a mixture of blood and sperm
Man it was my time of the month, and i blermed all over her.
blerm by Sizzity Sack October 23, 2008
Ronelle is going back to Bermy
bermy by nick January 21, 2005

Bermuda Pantry 

Any room that has had the walls sprayed with runny or liquified yellow feces. Usually a bathroom.
Kevin slept over last night and he turned my guest bathroom into a total "Bermuda Pantry". Grain alcohol mixed with Taco Bell makes some ugly yellow shit!
Bermuda Pantry by BaJinxy December 9, 2010