Blanus 

1. Blanus is a blend of the phrase, "bleaching my dirty anus". Blanus is really for the neurotic on the go. They're a mover and shaker, a jetsetter, and can't be bothered with a blemished anus. Persistent sufferers of swamp ass will sometimes resort to a blanus to keep some of the fecal matter our of their sweaty run off. When wiping your ass just doesn't do the trick, and you find yourself looking in a mirror through your legs at your spread cheeks and your exposed asshole, giving yourself the stink eye back, you're well on your way to a blanus.

What're you doing tonight?" "I'm going home for a blanus" "Do you mean you're gonna scrub bleach on your anus?" "I don't have time for you.

Blanus by Blanophile April 26, 2011

Blanus 

the result of too much homosexual but f*cking. It derives from "beeding anus".

Steve: "owwww stop Mick you'll give me a blanus!!!"
Mick: "That was the general idea..."

Blanus by Sharon June 30, 2003

blanus 

After consuming too much liquid, your bladder somehow expands to connect to your anus - making it a blanus. Its very birdlike.

16 glasses of water a day has turned my bladder into a blanus.

blanus by bwcodes March 3, 2009

Blanus 

An unnaturaly open space between the Blah and anus.

If you don't shut up, I'm going to tear you a blanus!

Suzie and I were going at it so long, and so hard that I tore her a blanus!

Blanus by Atrex December 28, 2005

David Blanus 

When someone makes your penis disappear with their anus.

That chick is full of magic tricks, she used her anus to David Blanus!

David Blanus by Ligs March 1, 2019

blankshipper 

Sometimes written as bl*nkshipper, a blankshipper is a word used to describe people who ship the characters Emmet and Ingo from Pokemon, who are canonically brothers.

The term seems to have originated from Tumblr

"bl*nkshippers, DNI!"
"Did you see that guy drawing fan-art of Emmet and Ingo? Yeah, he's probably a blankshipper"

blankshipper by thelunarobin April 14, 2022

Shooting blanks 

When you've jacked off so much that you are no longer able to produce semen.

I was trying to beat my record today, and by the 12th time I was shooting blanks

Shooting blanks by pakleader2000 May 13, 2017