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The act of making a Blanus.
I asked Jamie how she felt about blandzing, and if she'd ever let me do it to her.
by Atrex December 18, 2005

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An unnaturaly open space between the Blah and anus.
If you don't shut up, I'm going to tear you a blanus!

Suzie and I were going at it so long, and so hard that I tore her a blanus!
by Atrex December 18, 2005

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A blah is a vagina. Queers and Australians (no relation between those too, of course. :p) typically refer to the vagina as a blah. When the word vagina is said quickly, it can sometimes be mistaken for the word blah.
Go stick it in your blah!

I told Brenton's mother to stick it in her blah, but she didn't hear me.

Last week, I got Stacy to take her pants off and show me her floppy blah. It was nasty.
by Atrex December 18, 2005

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