Bland Face

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A new emoticon that actually expresses your face during an average conversation online. Pretty sure you don't actually "lol." Or "xD."

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Bland face, can replace any expression, because your face is normally expressionless during online chatting.

Bland Face by tntahsin August 14, 2011

blank-face

To stare at someone who is obviously wrong, lying, inappropriate, or asking you something you will never answer. The blank stare continues until they realize their mistake and the awkwardness reaches fever pitch.

So, he said he called, but since there was no record of this on my caller id, no missed calls on my cell, and no message on either phone, I blank-faced him until he admitted that he had meant to call me but hadn't actually called me.

blank-face by Boogiedownbronx May 28, 2009

Face brand 

Consistently commenting on, liking or posting to someone's Facebook page in an effort to establish a position of importance.

She face brands everything he posts.

Face brand by word duck September 22, 2011

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 by Zonal K September 25, 2019

Blankface 

A Blankface (credited to Scott Aaronson) is someone, usually a service worker entrusted with a small amount of power, who would rather use that power to act as a cog in a broken machine instead of a human being with courage, judgment, and responsibility for their actions.

Blankfaces are almost always in a position to easily do the right thing and bend some minor rule or reach out to another department to get your inquiry resolved, but living otherwise powerless lives, they relish enforcing the most literal interpretation of the rules. These rules give them a semblance of power, and for them, taking ownership and doing the right thing feels like giving in to your demands—a loss of power.

Given a choice between doing the obviously right thing or stonewalling you to feel powerful, a Blankface will always choose the latter.

I never got the reimbursement they promised. Their Blankface administrator just kept sending me back the form, demanding more and more convoluted bank details, until I finally got the hint and dropped it.

Blankface by Lucent April 6, 2022

Stay Blankface 

The look one gives when one is ready to partake in gay intercourse

“I couldn’t help but stay blankface when my husband looked at me naked”

Stay Blankface by Skankhunt52 July 24, 2019

Facebook band 

A band that has made a facebook page and discusses picture opportunities and makes t-shirts...but hasn't actually written any music, performed anywhere or had any band practices.

Wow..that band page has a lot of likes..wait, have they even written any music? What a facebook band!

Facebook band by AndAllThatTaz October 29, 2011