Beefwurst 

A slang term for what is commonly referred to as a PENIS.

Peter: Hey, Quagmire. Have sex yet?
Quagmire: I boned this 16-year-old with my beefwurst last night.

Beefwurst by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

beefcurtains 

the prominent lips or labia minora of a woman's vulva especially the kind which protrude beyond the outer lips such as to form a set of fleshy window curtains around her vagina. Also called batwings after the style of old fashioned Western Saloon doors seen in cowboy movies.

The porn starlet spread her beefcurtains to take on the well-hung stud.

beefcurtains by ansoanon August 16, 2005

beefwhistler 

The best word...
The only word...
The true word that defines everything, the meaning of life, what created the universe and why the fuck minions exist.

The answer is always beefwhistler.

Person A: beefwhistler?
Person B:beefwhistler!
Person A:beefwhistler.

beefwhistler by The large one May 28, 2018

beefcurtians 

A labia so large that it hangs like window drapery.

I finally got Suzie in the sack, her beefcurtians were so big they were like a big pink taco.

beefcurtians by devestment October 10, 2009

beefcurtains 

female sex organ; labias.

Her beefcurtains like to flap in the wind.

beefcurtains by Anonymous October 1, 2003

beefcurtain 

A womans Genital region..
a vagina

"Eww i can totally see your beefcurtain when you wear that skirt"
"Your Beefcurtain looks a bit moist today!"

beefcurtain by Jiovani August 21, 2006

beefcurtains 

faff flaps

she twitched as she tweaked her faff flaps

beefcurtains by Daveth January 6, 2004