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v. calculate without using actual statistics, facts, or reasoning; act in a Glen Beck-esque manner.
Check out the way Sarah Palin is beckoning in her speeches. I beckon she'll be president soon!

I beckon most NFL fans are overweight cheese doodlers.
beckon by gnostic1 May 10, 2011
a game much like tag and hide and seek. There is one seeker and many hiders/runners who try not to be found. When they are found they must return to the beckon bench and wait for someone to beckon them (usually flipping the bird), and then they can leave. The game ends when all players are on the beckon bench.
kid1: stop beating your meat to homosexual porn, were playing beckon
kid 2: whoops
beckon by jackoncrack13 October 26, 2021

beckon call 

A misinterpretation of the phrase "beck and call" such as "at ones beck and call" meaning to be at willful readiness to fulfill another's orders or commands. It is usually used by people who are attempting to sound more well read than are are in actuality.
"Professor Stackhouse has us at his beckon call."
"No he doesn't you jackass, he has you at his beck and call. Stop pretending to be smart"
beckon call by Oni Ookami Alfador January 29, 2007

Beukonera 

Referring to people who are "beauty-contest crazy." Their lives revolve around beauty contests. Word owned by the Harvatera Cosmetics Group of V. Martin Soriano.
Karen is a Beukonera. She never misses the Miss Universe beauty pageant.
Beukonera by Cyclonetrading January 5, 2022

Kate Beckinsale 

The single most beautiful woman ever to grace the planet earth.
Kate Beckinsale is hotter than you.

Kate Beckinsale 

just look at her or wach one of her movies
Kate Beckinsale by Alan November 10, 2004