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Noun. A strange looking animal with a long nose, huge paws, deadly claws, often green cat-like eyes, and a serious weight problem. The bastard child of a male bear and a female cougar. Similiar to the coubear, except that they prefer domestic areas more. beargars have a particular affection for fish and berries, but are also known to feast on smaller animals, particularly domestic cats and dogs. These are very hardy animals, and although are not generally vicious towards humans, have been known to attack when threatened with socks.
"I hit a beargar on the way home last night with my car. My windshield exploded. The fucker got up and walked away."
Beargar by JJLAWDADDY November 12, 2009
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ryan bergara

Ryan Bergara is the creator, executive producer and co-host of the hit show, Buzzfeed Unsolved.
This show is hosted by the dynamic duo Ryan Bergara and his best friend, Shane Madej.
Ryan considers himself to be a believer and the Unsolved fandom is more commonly known as ' ghouligans' or the 'unsolvedfam' which is divided into two groups: believers (boogaras) or skeptics (shaniacs).
Fans of Ryan Bergara describe him as funny, relatable, and cute.
He is very fond of sports, popcorn, movies and theme parks.
Me: Do you watch Buzzfeed Unsolved? Its my all time favorite show!
Friend: Yes oh my god, I definitely relate to Ryan Bergara.
Me: Me too! I consider myself to be a believer.
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beargreen 

(adjective) 1a. very giftful; 1b. one with nature. 2a. (verb) To give with nature; 2b. To give happiness; 2c. To give comfort. syn: happy, gemütlichkeit, comfort, giftful, nature
She is very beargreen today. Why doesn't Jonathan ever beargreen to Sarah?

Ryan Bergara

Acorn lookin ah boy ol rooster hair ass cockadoodle doo hollerin ass "I peel the skin off my chicken nuggets" face ass boy
Shane: Dude fuck outta here wit yo Ryan Bergara lookin ass
Ryan:...

beartard 

element of bear

element of retard

noun


1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy

2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll

3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts

4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron
Bob always has to be king of the forums. He's such a beartard.
beartard by micks_folly March 25, 2009

beergaritas 

Margarita recipe that is made with the following ingredients:

12 oz Mountain Dew
12 oz Frozen Limeade
12 oz Corona
12 oz Tequila

Mix in large pitcher and drink on ice (preferably on a hot day).
Dude let's make some beergaritas and get wasted.
beergaritas by ndistress October 18, 2008

blargarysm 

when you cant think of a word and you make funny noises or stutter trying to think of it
i just..just...DAMNIT, i dont remember.
blargarysm by Travis Willis February 26, 2005