Bartosis

The act of performing spiritual rituals to the Gods in order to get snow days.

Person I: I want a four day weekend, perform some bartosis.
Person II: K.

Bartosis by Logan Serman February 15, 2007

Bartoss 

Tossing someone off in a bar. This usually involves polish people and a lot of body odour.

*in polish* hey...did you enjoy your bartoss last night

Yeah but she smelt like a fat guy.

Bartoss by Itschloe May 29, 2018

Barbosis 

a descriptor for anything that you overindulge in and gives you at least a twinge of horniness

just got some barbosis head

just copped some barbosis bud

Barbosis by barbosisbitch April 8, 2022

Baetosis 

Top Class Individual.

Yo that guy is so cool; must be Baetosis.

Baetosis by ToszPacc November 4, 2022

Bertosis 

Bertosis is a medical condition that causes a person to smell as if they ate ass first thing in the morning for a month and never brushed their teeth.

Man, did you smell that girl she straight up has Bertosis

Bertosis by Wolgang_Fuk January 11, 2019

Bartopiss 

You forgot the name of Barbatos.

Blessings from the anemo archon barcibato, wait. Or was it Bartopiss??

Bartopiss by Yamoniaa/D1SORT3D_ October 5, 2021

bartoise 

Retard driver at sunspace, also the realist nigga i know. crodi up bart.

BARTOISE is at the door
DAMN LET THAT NIGGA IN!!!!!!

bartoise by BARTOISEBART September 12, 2023