Asteroids. 

This word adequately replaces haemorrhoid. It sounds more appropriate!

The angle of the dangle of my asteroids is driving me barmy and they itch like hell!

Asteroids. by John F. Tomlinson. March 28, 2003

Asteroids 

A condition when the Fecal Impaction of the Colon is so solid and an has become an immobile bulk mass of human feces that develops one's rectum as it has a resulted in a solid mass of constipation in one's ass, such that, it feels as if it is, “Chocked Full O' Nuts” which will not pass under normal circumstances and may have to be dug out with one's fingers or similar tools. i.e., "to shit a brick!"

Tommy: "You ok in their… Won?"

Won: "Oh yes yes, me mighty fine, it is my ass that is the problem, and I am in a state of constipated and my ass is full of Asteroids and feels like it is Chocked Full O' Nuts”.

Jim: "What's the hold up with you two guys in this restroom; it’s time to watch the game."

Tommy: "Oh, it's Won; again, he say's his butt is so clogged up with Asteroids that he just can't shit and is in a lot of pain.

Jim: "What?"

Joe: "Oh, hell you guys, I have been telling you for years that Won is just full of shit."

Jim: “What a crock of shit, we are going to miss the game.”

Bobby: “Who gives a shit?”

Tommy: “Well, evidently Won does!”

Asteroids by Billy BullSchitter April 23, 2017

asteroids 

an itching or painful mass of dilated veins in swollen anal tissue

"do you have asteroids"
"no but my dad does, they're so bad he cant sitdown somedays"

asteroids by mista ska March 25, 2003

Asteroids 

A classic arcade game that was made by Atari where you had to shoot asteroids off of the screen. It was black and white but awesome at the time.

I'm going to the Arcade to play Asteroids tonight.

Asteroids by pablowisdom August 19, 2016

Asteroids 

When your cumshot destroys your surroundings

Hey man i just shot some asteroids at my red bull can and knocked it over.

Asteroids by flavourman April 4, 2009

Asteroids 

You might think huge rock but it’s actually a drug you might find while playing a video game

Person 1:Bro I found some Asteroids!

Person 2: Wait what? You mean Steroids?

Person 1:Nah man! Asteroids!

Asteroids by RobotSkeleton27 January 20, 2020

asteroids 

a bathroom game where the participant ( usually a gentleman) will try to blast a piece of feces into a million pieces with his urine stream; akin to the classic video game of the same name

Some one didn't flush their poop at work today so i had a rousing game of asteroids on 15 minute break

asteroids by ninja guitar September 18, 2014