Assgram 

Fecal penmanship.

I left you an assgram on your wall.

Assgram by The dukes March 23, 2013

assgrabber machine 

The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.

Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine!

assgrabber machine by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008

assgremlin 

a midget who slips drugs in girls' drinks, drags them to his room at the halfway house, licks her ass for half an hour, waits for her to wake up, then forces her to lick his ass for half an hour.

p1: "hey, where's susan."
p2: "i think i saw her being dragged outta here by some assgremlin."

assgremlin by dick April 13, 2004

assrambler 

One who rambles the asses. See also: fag machine

Anderson Cooper has neither confirmed nor denied rumors that he is an assrambler

assrambler by redslime August 15, 2006

Assramistan 

A place of haven where Ass Rangers get assterrorized.

I saw your boyfriend getting Assterrorized in Assramistan by Ass Rangers with a schmag in his mouth.

Assramistan by Assram Yomomma June 3, 2004

Assgremlin 

A gnomelike creature to whom anal violations, especially in humans, are attributed.
See also Manganaro, Sprod, Pananian Marsh Beaver and Mangonator.

"I heard that assgremlins are nocturnal and that they travel in packs."

Assgremlin by D.E March 18, 2004

assram 

ASSRAM Anti-tank Sabot Shedding Rocket Assisted Munition

The enemy tanks were ripped to shreds when hit by assram.

assram by Neil from Chemainus April 18, 2006