Art Douche 

Someone who believes their art is superior to all others' and adds unnecessary meaning to everything they do. In their opinion, they are easily more talented than Picasso and need no critique of improvement.

Hayden was being such an art douche today in class, he wouldn't listen to anything the professor said and talked about his work as if it was a Picasso.

Art Douche by BoristheTortoise October 15, 2013

ArkDouche 

Lord and God of all douches, eclipsing in the hierarchy of douche baggery than even the Douchelord. An individual of such epic ego and insecurity that every moment of their existence is spent trying to groom that part of their psyche that responds directly and immediately to basic urges, needs, and desires.

Bob showed his Arkdoucheness when when he ripped off a massive fart at the sales meeting and demanded all the sales staff smell his butt cheeks. What an Arkdouche!

ArkDouche by Raul McDonald April 27, 2024

Lance Armdouche 

typical idiot that dresses up like they’re doing the Tour de France and insists on riding their bicycle on main roads

Watch out, dont hit that Lance Armdouche on the shoulder. He’s a sponsored cyclist.

Lance Armdouche by Jamal9000 August 6, 2021