Armstrongism

When you are afraid to fish a tournament and you make up any excuse but at the end of the night you are at the bar trying to fuck a fat bitch.

Brian came down with a severe case of armstrongism when asked to fish winter blues on wheeler.

Armstrongism by Chetelliott22 August 14, 2017

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Lance Armstronging

In a residence where the bed is very close to the ceiling (such as a college dorm), the act of having sex becomes difficult, resulting in the partner on top having to occupy a stance similar to a Tour de France cyclist (such as Lance Armstrong). Also "Lance Armstrong" as a verb.

Sarah: "How was your night?"
Daniel: "My back hurts so much."
Sarah: "Why?"
Daniel: "There wasn't any room, so I was Lance Armstronging all night."

Sydney: "I'm finna Lance Armstrong him during lunch break."

Lance Armstronging by Squadra Cagna September 11, 2013

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Armstronging

A test of masturbatory endurance where the number of consecutive orgasms achieved in a single day (24 hours) corresponds to the number of times Lance Armstrong has won the Tour-de-France. Undoubtedly, the participant's arm(s) would become stronger through participation. Also known as 'The Armstrong'

"Is Adam coming out to the bar tonight?"
"Nah, he's dedicated tonight to Armstronging"

Armstronging by Gadams February 19, 2009

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Armstronging

Verb:

1.)The act of ridiculing somebody, or otherwise attacking their character all the while knowing that they are actually right and telling the truth, and you yourself are the liar and the cheat. ie. Publicly admonishing, engaging in the defamation of their character, slandering, or libel. May go so far as to bring forth legal action upon someone for actually having told the truth about you, and thus exposing you.

Yo, even though that bitch really was cheating on Joe, she went around "Armstronging" him by saying that he not only cheated on her, but beat her as well!

Armstronging by Slojay January 18, 2013