Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.

The world would be a much better place if not for the three horsemen of the apocalypse.

three horsemen of the apocalypse by hodags1966 May 31, 2019

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aroraklypse

The singular form of aroraklypses, the redundant flapping speech organs of fool who has opinions about subjects they haven’t intently looked into or had experiences with.

“I can see that your top aroraklypse is meeting with your lower aroraklypse but nothing of any sense is coming out”

“Don’t overt exert that bottom aroraklypse, maybe take a break and read a book for the first time in your life.”

“Shut your useless aroraklypses, you’re an eight year old whose never driven and doesn’t have a job, so you don’t tell me what car I should have bought for ME to drive.”

“‘You’ve got something brown smudged on your top aroraklypse. You might want to wipe that off.”

“I see you have had some work on your aroraklypses, you chose to do that but listening to an intelligent podcast would hurt too much?”

aroraklypse by WellReadRedHead December 24, 2020

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