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Assolation

Assolation: the social isolation that results when you’re such an annoying asshole that no one wants to be with you.
Ever since Uncle Bob manologued at Thanksgiving, he’s been in assolation.
Assolation by LooneyTooney January 7, 2019

Alculator 

On the way out to meet his friends, Frank remembered his alculator. Invaluable when determining how much he can drink that evening.
Alculator by backotruck July 30, 2012

Alculation 

The mathematic calculations that alcoholics do on their way to the liquor store.
I have to alculate how much I can get for $5
By my alculations I need X ounces to get drunk and I have Y at home so I need Z ounces. Can I afford that?
Alculation by munson25 October 9, 2011

Accolation 

To praise someones efforts for their hard work. Very similar to accolade but different. If the person is to receive more than one word of praise - the word becomes Accolations. Recently a colleague of mine actually used the word to make sure someone received the recognition they deserved..
He received accolations from the Executive Director because he had worked really hard on the presentation.
Accolation by actordennis March 23, 2011

Alcolicious 

A refreshing beverage that is both alcoholic and delicious. Consumption of such a treat may result in memory loss, bad dancing, feelings of bigness and disturbing sexual encounters.
Hey gringo, chugalug on this alcolicious Margarita
Alcolicious by the-odd-one June 9, 2009

Assolations

Isolation of ass movement, i.e. the act of twerking.
Left cheek, right cheek- those are some serious assolations.
Assolations by TaintTantrum December 11, 2019