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I went to my 5th Alano meeting the other day. It was sooo boring.
But I pretended that it actually helped me, as usual.
Alano by LoXx April 6, 2008
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the act of showing others the world as you see it, through your own perspective and experience.
I want everything I make to feel Alano.”
Alano by anonymous January 22, 2026

Alan Smith 

A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.
Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence
Alan Smith by Walmart Bag in Dharavi February 14, 2022

The Alan 

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.
Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.
The Alan by Alan S. October 2, 2007

alamodevated 

adj: to be adamantly chic \ or obsessive about pie with ice-cream
He is so alamodevated, he bought a whole new wardrobe – the height of fashion - but the real reason is that his old gear won't fit anymore, 'cause he's turned into a giant alamodevated dessert freak.

Alan Rickman 

Most famous for his sex god voice. Alan Rickman has icons such as the fabulous Severus Snape in the Harry Potter saga. If walking with a girl whilst she sees him, beware, she will most likely scream and drool.
"My gf dumped me the other day"
"What Happened?"
"She saw Alan Rickman and said i didn't have a sexy enough voice for her"
Alan Rickman by snapesangel26 February 7, 2009