:(FAP 

when someone cannot type to save their life. I misspelling of LMFAO.

Dude your a :(FAP you can't type.

:(FAP by solking January 20, 2008

Fap

Another way of saying masturabtion
Maybe you've heard of:
Tickling the pickle
Choking the chicken
Jackie the beanstalk
Five knuckle shuffle
Beating the meat
Applying the handbrake
Busting a nut
Having a wank
Masturbating
Jerkin the Gurkan
Choking Charlie till he throws up
Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL}
Cocking the rifle
"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!"
Waving the wand
Launching the rocket
Stroking Johnny
Me-time

These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.

Hey mate, I think my parents heard me having a fap...

Fap by a random guy who likes writing June 11, 2016

Fap

The expression "fap" is an onomatopoeic Internet slang term for male masturbation that first appeared in the 1999 web comic Sexy Losers to indicate the sound of a male character masturbating.

Fap me

Fap by Α January 13, 2022

Fap

The sound that occurs from vigorously beating your meat.

The new bangbros videos just came out. Time to fap

Fap by joemammy July 20, 2019

FAP

Forever Alone Pleasure

I FAP during shower cause i dont have a girlfriend

FAP by eiy March 10, 2015

*fap* 

The sound of a male masturbating.

See fap

Look, some porn. I think I'll masturbate to it. *fap* *fap*

*fap* by HuntressPwns January 19, 2007

fap

The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.

Did you see those Natalie Portman pics? *fap fap fap*

fap by Anonymous L-Value October 11, 2002