/hair

Slash hair: to get one's hair cut.

(Chat room)
Guy 1: one sec, sending the pic now
Guy 2: wow
Guy 2: /hair?
Guy 1: yea
Guy 3: omg haha
Guy 2: u may wanna think about getting ur money back

by NOT MY REAL NAME AT ALL November 26, 2009

Hair

Stuff that grows on people's balls, heads, arms, legs, and stuff that grows on cats, dogs, your anus, and so on.

There sure is alot of hair on my balls!

by ERIC October 18, 2003

hair

A separate creature that happens to live on your head, hard to tame. Ferociously attacking it with scissors, dye or hairproducts may euthanize said beast for a short while but beware of angering it.

Lizzie tried hot-ironing her hair to submission but oh woes, it was raining and the beast came out on top in the end anyway.

by nofu May 9, 2010

Hair

Pieces of fine yarn all over your body. You can theoretically knit with it, but if you knew where it came from, would you really?

Hair is just yarn you can't afford. It's priceless.

by Iwantfrineds December 31, 2019

Hair

the one place even the filthiest pornstars/hookers won't let you cum on

Ned: where do you want it?
Maude: anywhere but in my hair.

by Stupid Flanders December 28, 2005

hair

A growing substance found mostly on the head. Hair is largely amino acid based and can come in a veriety of colours e.g. brown, ginger, black or blonde.

Tomorrow I will comb my hair

by Jim Hodgson April 28, 2003

Hair

One of the oddest things in the universe.

Hair determines your personality. If your hair is brown, you are normal. If your hair is blonde, you are an idiot. If your hair is orange / red, you are an alien and deserve to die.

/sarcasm

Also, some people (Usually females) believe it is necessary to spend literally hours on their hair.

Hair grows everywhere on the human body except the palms of the hands, soles of the feet, eyelids, and lips.

Hair is basically dead skin. Though it should look nice, there is no point in spending half your day fixing it when it will just fall apart when you go to bed.

Hair color is just a color. It does not determine how smart you are.

by The 60th of Smith Street March 29, 2009