Mega gay long machete 

something I wrote outside with chalk while talking to my friend.

Emma: hey remember mega gay long machete?
Me: yeah when you were telling a story about some dude with a long machete I added it to the "mega gay" I wrote

Mega gay long machete by GYARUGYARUGYARU September 3, 2024

Mega Knight 

A legendary card in clash royale, known for being used almost exclusively in midladder and hated by every person who doesn't play it themselves.

"I SWEAR TO GOD! IF I SEE ONE MORE FUCKING MEGA KNIGHT SPAMMED AT THE GOD DAMN BRIDGE IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF! HOLY SHIT, MIDLADDER MAKES ME WANT TO SHOOT MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT!" -Lava and non-mega knight users

"hehe megaknight at bridge" -Average Midladder Player

Mega Knight by Lava_ May 1, 2024

Mega chungus 

Level 3 chungus after big chungus and huge chungus. His dong is big

Mega chungus is big

Mega chungus by Rizzlertheskibidi May 7, 2024

Mega pebis monkey 

A monkey that only prefers to consume elongated pebus.

Dont let that Mega pebis monkey see drakes leak. He might just hunt him down.

Mega pebis monkey by Pebus god May 11, 2024

Mega Biggie 

A really fat guy

Woah look at this cunt, he's a fucking mega biggie! XD

Mega Biggie by megabiggielord May 18, 2024

Mega Slapper 

When you have your erected penis out and a group of people repeatedly slap it all at once until they either get tired or when it falls off, and by it i mean your peanits.

"Dude, I got a bunch of people to give me a Mega Slapper at the party last night!"

Mega Slapper by The Gooning Giant June 10, 2024

Mega Hack 

A paid mod menu made for Geometry Dash by Absolute (formerly Absolute Gamer) with quality of life fixes, features and banned hacks (e.g Noclip)

Yo how is your Wave trail fixed?
I have a feature in Mega Hack that does this!

Mega Hack by slideglide July 17, 2024