dotnet-ist 

Having an intense aversion to all sites that end with .net

Casey: "Dude, Jeff's Hotdudes.net site is totally lame! I told him to grab Smokinhotmalemeat.com but he waited too long and now it's taken."

Kim: "Chill out! You're starting to sound like a dotnet-ist!"

dotnet-ist by Kimmie G. June 25, 2008

Slippery Dottie 

When you get in the shower to wash yourself and you have to take a shit and when you go to sit on the seat your cheeks start sliding.

Man i hate getting a slippery dottie now i will have mud butt.`

Slippery Dottie by yankking November 21, 2009

dippin' dots 

When you're really stoned, it's the only thing that is real to you.

Everything else is a dream, but you - you are my dippin' dots.

dippin' dots by Slovakle May 31, 2011

Dotard 

A Retard that Does something that results in actual consequences for other people

I think that Dotard is actually planning on bombing North Korea.

Dotard by Yudaman September 23, 2017

DOTD 

Abbreviation of Douchebag of the Day, a term coined by YouTube celebrity sxephil on "The Philip DeFranco Show". Refers to a person or a group of people current in the news who has done something outlandishly stupid and/or taboo. Always a douchebag.

Philip DeFranco: (after discussing a girl who threw a bucket of puppies into a river)...And that is what makes her the DOTD.

DOTD by wecomefromstars October 29, 2010

Dotard 

A Dota2 player who is ignorant, and insanely stupid. Usually they can be found in the jungle while the whole team dies in a 5 vs 4 team fight, or pushing completely the wrong lane. They nearly always feed the enemy and when they don't it's because they are running away scared on full health or in the aforementioned jungle. The final scenario where a Dotard is prevalent is when your base is under attack and he is obliviously farming elsewhere on the map.

Please try not to be Dotard this game, the game is hard enough with all the toxic wannabes without dotard's ruining everything and stealing an hour of my life.

Dotard by [BM] StvC June 2, 2018

DotNose 

Very apparent, something that is obvious but unseen or unnoticed by someone. Something that seemingly everyone knows with an exception of one person. (As first heard on "The Sarah Silverman Program")

That's totally DotNose of her, I mean it's right there in black and white.

DotNose by Jar o' Green December 9, 2008