spoof merchant 

A spoof merchant is a person who has similar characteristics to that of nineteenth century civilian, whose livelihood is dependent on his ability to create slight of hand or illusions, whilst creating some sort of distraction in order to rob an unsuspecting victim of their monies or valuable personal items.

"I just had my monacle stolen, from inside my jacket pocket!" proclaimed the wealthy middle-class gentleman. "He was most forthright in his questioning. He wanted to know where paddington station was. WHAT A little spoof Merchant he was!"

spoof merchant by Gregory Taylor January 9, 2008

Spoof Gleem 

A woman who's beauty blinds people, her eyes can stare into your soul, her hair resembles the locks of God's Angels, her skin makes her body illuminate as if some deity is casting an ever glowing light on her, her teeth are as white as snow... She's every mans dream girl

Melissa: If you had one wish what would it be?

Peter: On the beach with a bag full of lettuce and a Taiwanese Spoof Gleem

Spoof Gleem by C'mon Brogod February 5, 2014

spoof a charlie 

to smoke a cigarette. this is usually used during parties where the host doesn't allow smoking in the house. so one person will invite another outside for a smoke.

I just bought a box of squares, do you want to go outside and spoof a charlie?

spoof a charlie by alex middleton December 6, 2006

Spoof Cannon 

The Spoof Cannon refers to a penis capable of projecting cum at high speeds.

Can I play with your spoof cannon?

Spoof Cannon by Jennie August 25, 2004

Spoof Catcher 

Spoof Catcher refers to the vagina capable of holding vast quantities of spoof released from the Spoof Cannon.

My Spoof Cannon's full.

Spoof Catcher by Jennie August 25, 2004

Spoof rag

A rag in which one ejaculates into. Keeps the surrounding area clean, but builds up laundry. Make sure you wash.

Mikey waked off into his blue spoof rag.

Jake decided then to eat Mikey's blue spoof rag.

Spoof rag by Carneyfreak1 February 24, 2009

spoof a spoof 

Fucking a prostitute with your friend a foot away fucking a prostitute

Todd and Carlos spoof a spoof new years and they said it was awesome

spoof a spoof by realniggaG January 3, 2014