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To Jizz on your mothers Carpet
When he visited his mother's house while she was aways, he had a Rufus
Rufus by Rusfustheblack April 20, 2009
A person who doesn’t get any bitches and is constantly rejected by everyone. He thinks very highly of himself but is disliked by everyone. Rufus can also be very nerdy.
Nathan: - Rufus why are you always rejected?
Rufus: - Because I am an Rufus.
something contracted while under the influence of "roofies"
ie, a venereal disease, or a child.
Guy1: Dude! a small, furry creature just crawled out of your pants! WTF?
Guy2: Man! I don't remember anything after those Roofies we took...but I must have gotten myself a rufus!
Guy3: You must have caught the Crumps!
rufus by the triple threat gang March 22, 2008

Mad Rufus 

Described as "cool", "awesome", something really likeable.
WOAH!!!! That song is mad rufus!!!!
Mad Rufus by AMFS November 23, 2009
To hug with the eyes, A simple hugging used with your eyes wide open and with a concerned stare.
I sall my best friend in the hall, so I gave her a rufus.
Rufus by saltycrackers925 December 4, 2007
Someone who says they are one thing, but are, in actual fact, lying. They can't actually do what they said they could. Although they do try to do what is asked of them, they fall short and eventually leave and leave the people they were working with hanging/better off.
"We'd like to see your programming portfolio to make sure you're not a Rufus."
Rufus by FurryHamster May 6, 2014