Rufus

To lay a shit so impressive that you tell your friends

Man, I just laid a Rufus so big that my knees went weak!

Rufus by Dr Danger September 1, 2010

Rufus

To Jizz on your mothers Carpet

When he visited his mother's house while she was aways, he had a Rufus

Rufus by Rusfustheblack April 20, 2009

Rufus

A person who doesn’t get any bitches and is constantly rejected by everyone. He thinks very highly of himself but is disliked by everyone. Rufus can also be very nerdy.

Nathan: - Rufus why are you always rejected?
Rufus: - Because I am an Rufus.

Rufus by I am very sexy🥵🥵🥵 April 25, 2022

rufus

something contracted while under the influence of "roofies"
ie, a venereal disease, or a child.

Guy1: Dude! a small, furry creature just crawled out of your pants! WTF?
Guy2: Man! I don't remember anything after those Roofies we took...but I must have gotten myself a rufus!
Guy3: You must have caught the Crumps!

rufus by the triple threat gang March 22, 2008

Mad Rufus 

Described as "cool", "awesome", something really likeable.

WOAH!!!! That song is mad rufus!!!!

Mad Rufus by AMFS November 23, 2009

Rufus

To hug with the eyes, A simple hugging used with your eyes wide open and with a concerned stare.

I sall my best friend in the hall, so I gave her a rufus.

Rufus by saltycrackers925 December 4, 2007

Rufus

Someone who says they are one thing, but are, in actual fact, lying. They can't actually do what they said they could. Although they do try to do what is asked of them, they fall short and eventually leave and leave the people they were working with hanging/better off.

"We'd like to see your programming portfolio to make sure you're not a Rufus."

Rufus by FurryHamster May 6, 2014