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In the working world: Post Hole Digger.
Joe: Hey Johnny is a PhD.

Shawn: How is he a PhD? He doesn't even have a degree.

Joe: He is a Post. Hole. Digger.
phd by Vincent Santos April 14, 2006
An acronym for "Permanent Head Damage"
Landlord: How are you these days?
Tenant: I am close to graduation.
Landlord: You are still in school?! Are you a genius?!
Tenant: This PhD program takes a long time and makes me depressed all the time.
Landlord: Well, you are gonna be a suger dad very soon!
PhD by phd candidate September 7, 2006
Ryan got his PhD from cockblocking all of the time.
phd by Scott March 12, 2004
i've got a phd to be pretentious and to impose and pander low-life peasants, plebeians, and pathetic imbeciles.
phd by Spider John March 20, 2004
A fake doctor. Someone smart, just not smart enough to get into medical school.
He went to school and earned his PhD, (doctor of philosophy).

Snob who does'nt help people, but calls themselves doctor
PhD by MD, (I'm a real doctor) September 16, 2007
A abbreviation for Pimpin HOes Daily. Also known as a Player Hater Degree.
I got my PhD fo pimpin hoes daily!
phd by joey September 26, 2003