lemme shag 

Abbreviation for 'let me hump'. It's related to the meme 'lemme smash'.

Lemme shag
Bam, bam, bam
This is better than extasy

lemme shag by Slen Atrbad March 25, 2017

lemme get a piece 

When you get something and someone that is close to you asks for some.

"*Opens bag of hot cheetos*"
"Damn nigga lemme get a piece"

lemme get a piece by YaBoiJohnn September 4, 2017

lemme get my dick back 

a response when someone falsely accuses you of something

speaker 1: dude why did you mess with my xbox settings?!

speaker 2: uhm I didn't so lemme get my dick back

lemme get my dick back by swagsurfer69 December 26, 2013

Lemme pet your squirrel 

'Lemme pet your squirrel' is meant to say to someone who has an attractive moustache, and you just want to touch it. Preferably, pet it. Also, it is as bushy or curly as a squirrel's tail.

As I saw John's moustache, all I thought was "Lemme pet your squirrel".

Lemme pet your squirrel by glizzydilf July 31, 2015

lemme scrape them walls

It basically means let me fuck u

Hey girl, lemme scrape them walls.

lemme scrape them walls by hunter stumpner July 20, 2017

lemme GET 

a game started at LBJ High School. Rules: If someone around you does something dumb you say "lemme get it" which is accompanied by a hand motion; an open palm, face up, bring the fingers towards you two or three times, then you slap that person on the head.

Tom: Omg a bird just pooped on my car.
Stefan: AHA lemme GET!

lemme GET by lemmeget May 30, 2008

Lemme smash 

Wanting to have a sexual affair with someone. properly known as "let me smash"

Child:lemme smash
Baby sitter : no, rawr xD

Lemme smash by Malorie August 24, 2017