n. A type of especially salty delicacy (think Ritz crackers) topped with drops of male sperm secretions. These exclusive yet delicious treats can be purchased at the local prostitute corner or at fine retailers such as Radio Shack or Pet Smart.
originally used as a term by British generals in letters back home to make fun ofsouthern american wheat farms who turned there wheat into crackers to survive the winter.
it is now commenly used as redneck