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semen crackers 

n. A type of especially salty delicacy (think Ritz crackers) topped with drops of male sperm secretions. These exclusive yet delicious treats can be purchased at the local prostitute corner or at fine retailers such as Radio Shack or Pet Smart.
Only a fine dose of semen crackers served with pineapples can satisfy the immense appetite of a transvestite.
semen crackers by hobo_feces December 28, 2008

Jatz Crackers 

Got me in the jatz crackers..
Jatz Crackers by Gregfucious March 7, 2015

Prawn Crackers 

Girl: She's so random.
Boy: She's prawn crackers.

Crackers 

They're square and salty....and...yeah.They taste good with something spread on them.
Billy asked his mommy if he could buy some crackers,and she kicked him in the nuts.
Crackers by TheWiggidy November 1, 2003

crackers 

originally used as a term by British generals in letters back home to make fun of southern american wheat farms who turned there wheat into crackers to survive the winter.
it is now commenly used as redneck
those crackers got beat down by yanks
at gettysburg
crackers by Eltapatio January 19, 2005