Apple 

That company that makes the same products every year and charges you more for it because they say they changed everything when clearly they changed nothing.

I bought the new iPhone from Apple. It's exactly the fucking same as the last one but I'm cool because I have the newest phone that cost like $1000

Apple by computerman76 March 10, 2018

Apple 

The gratest and most reliable weapon against doctors.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

Apple by exhausted peaches May 29, 2018

apple 

a thing your mom fucks

does your mom have an apple

apple by beyourself1234 December 11, 2018

Apple 

1.) A delicious fruit that may or may not be used to harass any and all doctors in the vicinity.

2.) A corporation of con-artists and lazy dumbasses who charge people more than a brand new car for a poorly built box of glued on parts and below-average specs that cost an arm and a leg for repairs that you can easily do yourself...except said company wants full control of the machine and lies to their customers to keep them in the dark about their bullshit practices.

1.) An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

2.) This is coming from a longtime iPhone user: FUCK APPLE.

Apple by LambdaBelmont February 8, 2020

Apple 

Company that sells you electronic products for crazily expensive prices.

" Jim, did you see the new Apple Mac Pro Stand? Its $1000!"

"You mean the Mac Pro is $1000?"
"No, just the aluminium stand."
"Stonks"

Apple by apalsux March 9, 2020

Apple 

A type of electronic brands

Guy:where did you get that phone
Guy 2: Oh at the Apple store

Apple by Ihategacha2.0 August 30, 2020

Apple 

APPLE.

apple.

Apple by Froggity November 23, 2020