Yonke is a popular slang term used in the takuache truck scene, used to describe a clapped out dropped truck, typically a single cab, 99-06 Silverado, or Sierra seen with different color body panels, or primer black, or grey.
Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted...
Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it!
Dave: Who?
Fred: Surfer tits..you know...surf and turf!
Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities!
In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries!
Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.
Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times".
A Yonas is a very loving, and respectful person with an amazing sense of humor. He likes to be around his friends and loves to mess around and cause trouble in public. However, this motherfuck likes to change his personality and friend group in the blink of an eye.
Yonas is such a fun person. Only if was a bit more smarter when it comes to his decisionsin life.
Yonism is the sacred doctrine of the divine feminine. It derives from the world's most ancient knowing that MOTHER is GOD, not father.
Yonism is the return to fertility worship of the Goddess. Yonist practitioners bow down and worship the black woman as the living representation of God. Her vagina being the path to source; as it is the portal from which all humans arise and therefore, the place of veneration and worship.
David believes the black woman is God, lives by her wisdom and follows her leadership; therefore David is a yonist and practices yonism.
Yonism rivals all other faiths because it is the religion of the black goddess.
In yonism, God's pronouns are "SHE/HER"... Anything else is blasphemy!