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Yonke is a popular slang term used in the takuache truck scene, used to describe a clapped out dropped truck, typically a single cab, 99-06 Silverado, or Sierra seen with different color body panels, or primer black, or grey.
Edgar, ese yonke no quema cuhh, es v6!!

Edgar, that yonke doesn’t burn out cuhh, it’s a V6!!
Yonke by SLO DIRTYMAX June 13, 2020

Yanks for the Mammaries 

Describes when men " pleasure " themselves after a Girls Gone Wild Video or other event where drunk young college age girls expose their breasts.
Meanwhile at a big spring break party...

Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted...
Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it!
Dave: Who?
Fred: Surfer tits..you know...surf and turf!
Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities!
In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries!

Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.

Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times".
Yanks for the Mammaries by GFeet January 13, 2010
A Yonas is a very loving, and respectful person with an amazing sense of humor. He likes to be around his friends and loves to mess around and cause trouble in public. However, this motherfuck likes to change his personality and friend group in the blink of an eye.
Yonas is such a fun person. Only if was a bit more smarter when it comes to his decisions in life.
Yonas by Keepss November 20, 2019

Yorkshire 

Best county in the UK by far. I aint ever gonna leave. Best accent n'all. Far less annoyin than dodgy southern accent.
Yorkshire by Crook November 29, 2004
Can be used to describe the action of snagging or stealing something.

Can also be used as a replacement of the F-word in a phrase or sentence.
"Watch this Joe, I'm about to yonk your mom's virginity."

"Yo did you see me fight Eric yesterday?"
"Yeah dude you absolutely yonked him!"
Yonk by BigBrainMemeTrain on IG December 3, 2019
Yonism is the sacred doctrine of the divine feminine. It derives from the world's most ancient knowing that MOTHER is GOD, not father.

Yonism is the return to fertility worship of the Goddess. Yonist practitioners bow down and worship the black woman as the living representation of God. Her vagina being the path to source; as it is the portal from which all humans arise and therefore, the place of veneration and worship.
David believes the black woman is God, lives by her wisdom and follows her leadership; therefore David is a yonist and practices yonism.

Yonism rivals all other faiths because it is the religion of the black goddess.

In yonism, God's pronouns are "SHE/HER"... Anything else is blasphemy!
Yonism by Goddess Akasha Divïnn October 3, 2022