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Ghost Tweeter 

1.The act of helping a friend fine tune their twitter updates. Either to make them funnier or more concise.

2. Knowingly coming up with tweets for a friend or colleague.

3. Tweeting for a company or entity under the guise of being them.

4. Tweeting as a celebrity without their knowledge.
"Wow, Jane's last tweet was hilarious. she must have a funny ghost tweeter."

or

"That's not really Ashton Kutcher on twitter. That is a ghost tweeter."
Ghost Tweeter by @offdutygnome August 4, 2009
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Bottom Tweeter 

A person on twitter that only favorites tweets and never tweets back when interacting with others.
Sandy never tweets me back, but at least she still favorites them, she's such a bottom tweeter.
Bottom Tweeter by Jazperilla July 10, 2012

anti woofer tweeter

An electronics project consisting of an oscillator and a high RMS wattage tweeter. When run it generates an high-powered ultrasonic sound that annoys dogs and causes them to stop barking (woofing).
My neighbor's dog was keeping me awake at night so I fired up my anti woofer tweeter so I could sleep.

sweeter tweeter 

Have you heard that Jen and Sam slept together? She says he has a big sweeter tweeter
sweeter tweeter by Jasdoe2 September 6, 2016

pink tweeter 

A pink tweeter is a nice, robust pink colored pussy.
Yo boy! Come and get this beautiful pink tweeter.
pink tweeter by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Tweezers 

Usually made of plastic or metal, these are used to secure cables.
According to The Verge, zip ties shall now and forevermore be referred to as tweezers.
Tweezers by Quickshot Gaming September 19, 2018

Tweetentary

A Tweentary is a Tweet with truthful, inciting, and/or biting commentary that has been changed into a picture formated Picentary (jpeg, png, etc.) and re-posted or forwarded as a Tweetentary.

Multiple and/or chained Tweets, reformatted as multiple Picentaries, are known as Tweetentaries. To be considered a Tweetentary, the original Tweet must be unaltered and complete after going through the Tweet to Picentary to Tweetentary transformation process.
Robert had no idea how to Tweet and about a month ago he asked me to create a Tweetentary of one of John Fugelsang's great Tweets he had heard about. Robert continued to ask me to format more of John’s Tweets into Tweetentaries and because John Fugelsang has so many fantastic Tweets daily, Robert has accrued a treasure trove of out of this world Tweetentaries. Robert posts the Tweetentaries on Facebook as well as e-mailing or texting them out for the benefit of his other non-Tweeting friends.
Tweetentary by Bort6 March 3, 2018