Walking the dog 

v. To fuck your friend or coworkers wife on the down low while he sits at his desk doing your work for you

Hey Derek, thats cold as hell how you be walking the dog
on your boy like that.

Walking the dog by DKarnes May 21, 2008

walking the dog 

The act of walking around with your penis hanging out of your pants

“Dude you know your dicks hanging out”

“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”

walking the dog by Alibaster Slim August 5, 2012

Walking the Fish 

When your smoking the gonjah, but you can't let people know your smoking because of TWITCH ToS

Them - What are you doing with your WebCam off?
Me- I'm just walking the fish bro.

Walking the Fish by UnholyLuci June 17, 2020

Walking the earth

It is a phrase used to justify how you know something.

I know that Oxygen’s atomic weight is 16 amu just by walking the earth

Walking the earth by Iamthegodofpremoves February 18, 2023

walking the dog 

Spanking the monkey, beating off, wacking off, masterbation

I got caught walking the dog last night.

walking the dog by Glen January 9, 2004

walking the dog 

the act of smoking marijuana.

I'm going to be out walking the dog for a second.

walking the dog by mynameisnotcraig April 16, 2011

walking the dog 

: The act of taking your pet dog on a
walk in the great outdoors.
: To fondle one's penis.
: To fondle someone else's penis.
: Something to say when one doesn't
want one/others to know that they
are about to smoke out of their
bowl/chillium/pipe.

1. Hey Bob, you need me to go walk the dog?
2. Bob, I'm walking the dog can u give me a minute!
3. Bob you need help on walking the dog?
4. Be back in a sec, gotta go walk the dog.

walking the dog by kdv July 8, 2005