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Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls 

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming gross and insulting movie, the Dark Show.
Sanchez: Hey, why so glum?
Rusty: Ah, my mom caught me Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls.
Sanchez: Meaning, your mom caught you masturbating.
Rusty: In a nutshell.
Sanchez: Man, if your mom caught me masturbating, I bet I'd end up fucking her.

coon shuttle 

A vehicle owned by someone of (or someone that thinks they are of) African American descent. Usually an older model car with extensive cheap or ghetto accessories such as, spinning chrome hubcaps, plastic chrome trim, excessive air fresheners, cheap distorted sound system, seat covers, chrome or gold tag ring (preferably chain link) and ***tire shine***.
Corey, I can't believe you are riding around in that coon shuttle!
coon shuttle by Real Deal 12345 September 4, 2006

Fly the Dick Shuttle to Uranus

Hey baby, you ready for me to Fly the Dick Shuttle to Uranus?

Fudge Shuttle

Literally an asshole, or a worker that performs at an incredibly slow rate yet manages to receive a high wage thus making him the fudge shuttle, consequently angering all his coworkers.
God please don't tell me the company fudge shuttle is gonna be on my crew this week
Fudge Shuttle by peachez2320 September 3, 2011

Space Shuttle 

Shoving a tic-tac into the males "pee-hole" to lauch into your lovers mouth upon climax.
Space Shuttle by JD Lucas June 18, 2003

space shuttle door gunner 

A humorous term for an "armchair commando:" one who likely did not serve in the military yet insists they did highly unbelievable things in the military.
"I met this Space Shuttle Door Gunner at the store the other day, yeah, he said he and his buddy were in Vietnam shooting bad guys from a mile away with their M16s"