earth-shattering 

Something very shocking, that takes the ground off of you. Something that is mind blowing.

Some earth-shattering revalations

earth-shattering by vickyloka October 2, 2009

sharted 

Basically, to follow through with either a solid or liquid excretion after a bout an episode of flatulence

Phillip Seymour Hoffman's character in Along Came Polly comes out with the line "Hey Dude, we have to go! I just sharted"
To which he adds "I farted and a little shit came out!"

sharted by Gene Pool September 13, 2008

i just sharted

The meanings of "I just sharted"
1. Its when you fart to hard and you shit your pants
2.Describes what you do when your scared "oh my god dude..I just sharted.."
3.when you sundely fart very hard when your in class and shit comes out
4. Or its just a way of saying "I just shit and farted at the same time"

Person 1: "I have to shit really bad dude."
Person 2: "go to the restroom then.."
Person 1: *farts to hard and shits* "dude..I just sharted"

i just sharted by derpduck February 16, 2015

sharted 

When shit comes out instead of a fart... This can have rather disasterous concequences...

"Dude, we gotta go!"

"Why man? Jordan started hitting on me!"

"Coz I just sharted!!!"

sharted by Phil MiHole March 3, 2004

Sensibly Shafted 

When a site has become unreachable because of too much traffic/excess of bandwidth. Coined at Sensibleerection.com. Related: Farked, Slashdotted.

Dude, the Geocities site got Sensibly Shafted, I can't see it.

Sensibly Shafted by Chop-Logik January 30, 2003

Shitted 

Basically means shit but it’s past tense.

Omg my data’s shitted, sorry man.

Shitted by Shitted May 27, 2018

Shatterwhack 

In its simplist terms a shatterwhack is shitting in the dimples on a persons back then hitting it with a cricketbat.

It is used in affection towards a person with great dimples in their back.

This word can alo be used if you are tired, like an extention to shattered.

That lady has exceptional dimples in her lower back, i would love to partake in some shatterwhacking with her.

I need to go to sleep, i'm shatterwhacked!

Shatterwhack by Claus Fritz September 12, 2007