reddit 

Reddit is a website with a user base that consist mostly of intelligent people that are unfortunately politically and emotionally retarded.

Hey dear, let's do something really crazy tonight.. how about we bake a 200lb cake in the shape of an alien and post pics of it on reddit.

reddit by Always a realist May 21, 2010

Reddit 

Reddit is a website for youtubers who ran out of ideas.

Youtuber: Man, I have no ideas for videos.
*goes on reddit and reads the posts aloud*

Reddit by Bigvoet March 24, 2020

Reddit 

A time travel portal for Digg users.

Digger user A wishes to see what's going to appear on the front page so Digg user A visits Reddit.

Reddit by TheRedditime May 20, 2010

Reddit 

It's like a place where the entire site consists of Amazing Atheists and people who somehow think Obama was a glorious person and would gladly suck his cocktail every day. It's like San Francisco politics in a website where people just circlejerk each other.

Reddit community.
Obama was such a human and great president.
-oh gawd yes Obama was such a great man I love him and wish he could president again.

Redneck blue collar man. Fuck your Starbucks aND your prius driving bitches!

Reddit by Hitlerwasthelasthope July 28, 2019

Reddit 

The people there really like the number 69 and 420. They are very immature

Oh 69 HeHeHeHeHeHeHeHe -the people of Reddit

Reddit by Coolmango October 14, 2019

reddit 

reddit is a cesspool of third graders thinking that they are the smartest beings in the universe and that all comedy originates from them and all people steal from them

dave: hey do you use reddit?
rando: no i use instagram.
dave: Wow your trash, go die in a hole normie, 420 funny 69 hahah

reddit by the random person in your shed March 26, 2020

reddit 

The place where the internet goes to die. When 4chan takes a shit, Reddit is the sewers where the shit collects and rots. The users are the rats who eat the shit. Any meme created and somehow ends up on Reddit is sure to be dead within the week.

Guy 1: I wonder what's new on Reddit?

Guy 2: Probably another meme on death row.

reddit by some guy. October 2, 2012