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Mikey- Dude did you see John at the party last night?

Tyler- No why?

Mikey- He was muffed!

Tyler- Damn!
muffed by Lil Beetch May 26, 2011
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murfenburger 

pooping into a girl's hairy vagina and having her vagina-poop that turd out onto someone's face
Matt: My girlfriend stopped shaving down there so she can really give me a true murfenburger.

Jeff: Gross.
murfenburger by jeffreymark January 16, 2009
When you are so high that you are unable to do anything, move, or speak.
After taking a huge hit off the bong, Joe's friends asked him if he was ok, but he was so murked that he couldn't respond.
Murked by dfolse February 1, 2010
when someone is angry, vexed or pissed off.
i was mursed last night.
Mursed by Billy Doyle February 2, 2006
Jay: Dude, i havnt been this blasted since college man.
Bob's parrot: Ya dude, You look murked.
Murked by zomatrocity January 22, 2011
when a person gets messed up in an injury kind of way.
he got murjed at the subway station.
murked by antoinette fleming February 19, 2003