moisturiser 

girls who wouldnt hav a fuken clue how to judge the size of a penis because they hav never even touched or seen 1.

stop trying to make up things u no nothing about.

moisturiser by a guy who knows wat hes talking bout August 15, 2003

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile 

The mans fluid he releases while ejaculating

i shot my heat seaking moisture missiles right in her death star

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile by R Yung Hoodz April 4, 2005

Mexican Moisturizer

When a man is fucking a slutty girl and she decides that her legs are too dry so the guy eats lots of mexican food and then goes diarrhea on her legs. Together they massage the shit until it settles in, then repeat the process.

Last night Fernandez gave Emily some Mexican Moisturizer!

Mexican Moisturizer by Leeza Gibbons January 14, 2009

moisture farm 

A tall like structure for gathering water, often found widley spread over tatooine(due to its harsh weather conditions).

Luke, I need you on the Moisture farms for one more season.

moisture farm by Greg barr August 6, 2006

moisturiser 

diks who think they r cool cause they have started to go out HALF WAY THRU 6TH FORM yeeah real cool,most ppl start maybe at the latest 4th form.

diks,try hards,cock teases all in all huge faggots

moisturiser by unkown September 3, 2003

Moisturizer 

A mans seman covered all over your face and commonly used by whore or sluts

I loved his moisturizer all over my face

Moisturizer by Smashgirl May 30, 2017

moisturizable 

anything that looks very hot and fuckable. like a weckfordussy, shaq, lean, mug root beer, or notch from minecraft

oh my god is that a crack snowman??!?!?! and it has a moisturizable weckfordussy

moisturizable by weckfordlover May 2, 2022