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dirty mattia 

when he puts his finger in your asshole and twirls it around in your mouth while ur gagging on it.
yeah me and my boyfriend tried something new last night called the dirty mattia. i didn’t like it at first but now i’m getting use to it.

a mattia vibe 

a mattia vibe is a cold november-december 2019 morning when ‘no idea’ by don toliver was trending and he would pop up on people’s fyp. And life had a meaning
person number 1: wow! are y’all having déjà vu rn or is it just me??
person number 2: no dawg, you’re just experiencing a mattia vibe!!

wowww totally cellular dawggg
a mattia vibe by polibihoe ong br0 February 7, 2021

nicoló di mattia 

that one guy that have “na minghia tanta”.
Paolo: are you the guy with the minghia tanta?
Nicoló Di Mattia: yes i am 😎
nicoló di mattia by snicoozz November 22, 2021

Mixed Martial Arts 

A combat sport (colloquially known as "MMA") in which fighters incorporate several different types of martial arts (and often use a hybrid of such styles), including Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Boxing, Muay Thai, Judo, Wrestling, etc. One of the fastest growing sports in the world. Made very popular and brought into the mainstream largely due to UFC. UFC and MMA are the not the same thing; UFC is to MMA what the NFL is to football. Fights are organized by promotions, the largest of which today are the UFC and Bellator.
"Mixed martial arts fighters are incredible to watch."
"UFC is the most well-known organization to promote mixed martial arts fights."
" Morgan and I are watching the Brandon v Rivers mixed martial arts fight at the bar tonight. You in?"
"There is a mixed martial arts championship this weekend at Madison Square Garden - I can't wait!"
Mixed Martial Arts by rkb247 January 8, 2022
“Matta”pronounces Ma-Tha is a New York slang word that is a synonym for head.

The word originated in the south Asian country of Bangladesh.
I’m gonna crack his matta
Matta by Alactic January 31, 2020

Martial Autist 

An evolved form that a high functioning autistic person obtains when they are shown TMNT, Naruto, Kung Fu Panda, or Dragon Ball.
After learning the combat style of which ever cartoon/anime they were shown, they will immediately go and beat the shit out of all the school bullies.
Martial Autists are extremely deadly, armed or unarmed. You'll be much better off avoiding any fights with them
Martial Autist by Pokedex #184 February 3, 2020