Lake Stevens High School 

located in Lake Stevens Washington, famously known because it is where Chris Pratt the actor went to HIgh School but other than that it is a shithole school that has nothing to show besides the sport teams. it has uncaring staff who only care about their paycheck except the very few who actually care, the food here is just plastic disguised as food.

"hey want to go to Lake stevens high school?" says Robert
"Yeah sure! it'll definitely be a relief from cavelero! I heard they have cool teachers and even had the famous actor of Chris Pratt." Brandon replies
Two years later;
"Man, I fucking hate this place!" both robert and Brandon proclaim. "Lets fucking do homeschool next year or something"

Lake Stevens High School by Debbie Stalder June 5, 2023

Forest Lake Senior High School 

A dumpy school in Forest Lake MN where almost everyone gets high (DO NOT go into the bathroom if your not interested in drugs) and acts like they are some hardcore country kid. Most of the people aren't very interesting to talk to and the people who are get ignored by everyone else. The so-called "popular" kids are normally just obnoxious stoners or rich. Everyone is a christian and goes to church every sunday and says bible quotes on their facebook page to make sure everyone knows they praise Jesus even though they are rude to everyone in school. Most of the guys are quite odd looking too (imagine the most stereotypical stoner and you have most of them).The parking lot is a joke too with way too much traffic. The reason the parking lot gets so crowded is because there are way too many buses leaving and that every guy drives a truck. The walls in the classrooms are ready to fall over any second but more than half of the classrooms have expensive projectors and smartboards with cheap desks showing that the school doesn't know how to spend money. Basically if your not into redneck stuff you won't survive long.

Hey look another poser pretending hes a redneck we must be in Forest Lake Senior High School

Forest Lake Senior High School by Theaguy January 17, 2011

Lake Havasu High school

A pink school, divided into several halls. And divided by ethinicity as well. Take "The Statue" for example. Have you seen the dudes who chill there after school? wearing the fake Loc sunglasses, baggy jeans, slicked back hair, cheesy mostache, and calling each other "Gueys", for real yall act like you fresh outta mexico, yall whack.

Then theres the white dudes. Them dudes like to have trucks other dudes do, such as Toyota Tacoma's Ford Ranger or s-10's, lift it, and take out the tailgates. Why is this i have no idea.

The girls, usually date white dudes with spy or dragon sunglasses, dickies, low vocabulary, and trucks. They usually have blond hair, with black underneath, or just black hair. Bitch about other girls hair, or shoes or clothes. Bitch about each other, and just bitch. The junior class for example aint nothin but a bunch of trick a## bitche2, on the real. dont fucks with that. I done heard many a story bout them little girls lemme tell ya. STDs all up in them nasty b's.

The newjack,scene,emo, wanna be hardcore but aint never gon' get it type'a kids. Yall wack. For real. wearing all black , super long ass hair and wearing the pants super tight, this the desert hell wrong with yall. You think your cool huh? putting your hair in a sway and wearing a Devil Wears Prada t shirt? Go to a real hardcore show and get ya ass smacked.

lastly, The only cool kids is the mexicans or blacks, we run this mufuckA. Real talk, roll in packs. But what is the deal with yall wearing the red vans? Yall taking each other swags. Or better yet the dude who started it all. That one fly ass funky fresh G, asian sunbitch.

yup,yup pretty much sums it up.

jamal-yo whatup you just got enrolled at this school?

tyson-Word up cuz, yo why all these girls look the same? no uniqueness up in this bitch or what?

jamal-welcome to Lake Havasu High School.

Lake Havasu High school by funkyfreshgtothepowerofthree August 26, 2009

Lake Orion high school 

Lake Orion High School is probably one of the most diverse schools in Michigan ethnically and economicly. As there is kids who’s parents work as white collar CEO’s and managers of big companies and there are kids who’s parents work retail. The Lake Orion High School hosts about 2,600 students and within them you can find anyone from ivy-league bound students, to kids who vape in the bathroom and will end up in jail. Overall the staff at the Lake Orion High School are good and the building is well built and clean. The majority of students are from upper middle class white families. The general population is kind and cares about their education. All in all the Lake Orion High School is one of the best in Michigan and hosts some of the most diverse kids.

Oh you go to the Lake Orion High School ? I hear it’s full of rich people.
Yeah many kids come from money but it is also a very diverse well rounded school.
Sounds cool man.

Lake Orion high school by Joemama69420 February 25, 2019

Lake Orion High School 

Lake Orion High School is a gigantic, well- built school in Michigan about an hour from Detroit. Lake Orion High School has every type of person imaginable, from jocks, to nerds; from jerks to friendly peers. It is the largest school in Oakland County with around 2,600 people so there is something for everyone to be involved in including endless amounts of clubs, sports, and arts programs. LOHS has many sports teams (Football, Track, Volleyball, Hockey) along with a bunch of clubs (Bible Study, Singer/ Songwriter Club, Key Club, and almost anything else imaginable). LOHS also has highly skilled arts programs like Band, Choir, Theater, and many others (Photography, Drawing1, etc..). Not to mention, Lake Orion has excellent teachers (except for a few who have no idea what's going on) that help to keep LOHS at an exceptional level based on academics. Personally, I think Lake Orion is a great high school and I'm happy to call myself a Lake Orion alumni.

Have you ever been to Lake Orion High School? I heard their football team was undefeated a few years ago!

Lake Orion High School by LOHS Alumni October 9, 2013

Forest Lake Senior High School 

Forest Lake Senior High School is a microcosm of the city of Forest Lake. Sadly, most of its graduates can't even pronounce microcosm, let alone know what it means. The school can be described briefly with three words - racist, drugs, and idiocracy.

The school is a Frankenstein's monster of a building - the school was expanded instead of torn down like it right well should have been. Classroom numbering is random and sporatic, and many students get lost looking for classes even through their senior year.

The school is known for it's FFA (Future Farmers of America) program. Unless you're a member of one of the several big, important families in the area (the ones that own major farms, or recreational vehicle dealerships), you don't give a flying fuck about it. More than likely you're high off your ass in class while some poor schmuck attempts to teach you basic grammar thanks to NCLB.

The school is also well known within theater, debate and speech circuits. Again, not many people care. In fact, the school doesn't even care. Instead of displaying recent victories of the above organizations, they'd rather keep a trophy case full of football and hockey trophies from the 80s, when the Forest Lake Rangers actually won games. To anyone with a brain, that should describe the mentality and demographic of the school more than I ever could.

Principal beginning graduation speech: "Start your tractors! Start your tractors!"

Student: "I fucking hate this school."

Student 1: "You have any drugs?"
Student 2: "You kidding? Everything at Forest Lake Senior High School is drugs! The chairs are drugs, the carpet is drugs, the desks are drugs..."

Forest Lake Senior High School by P1ntsize_Anthro November 15, 2011

Lake Zurich High School 

Always finds a way to out-retard the retard

Kid 1: Man, last night at prom, they didn’t put out enough seats AND they screwed up the assigned buses
Kid 2: Man, Lake Zurich High School really knows how to out retard the retard

Lake Zurich High School by Darth_Hedgie May 12, 2024