Infomercial 

Infomercial comes from the root word "info" and "mercial," which is greek for "to give wrongly"

But the infomercial said if I rub Bengay on my balls it'd feel amazing... They haven't grown back yet!

Infomercial by J-Hoax January 5, 2011

Human Infomercial 

A person used to fill a life programming gap until better programming comes along.

After breaking up with her boyfriend, Sally used John as a human infomercial as someone to dump all her problems and thoughts on until she found a new boyfriend, and then forgot John existed.

Human Infomercial by Martin Stevens March 21, 2008

net annual income 

Gross income is the amount you earn before taxes and other payroll deductions. Net income is your take-home pay after taxes and other payroll deductions. Your net income, the amount on your paycheck, is what's used to make your budget. This will provide you with your NET ANNUAL INCOME.

My net annual income is $1400.

net annual income by KlickAndABass December 13, 2016

incoherent 

Does not make any sense what so ever, absolute nonsense.

N00000000BLOLOLOLOLOOL W0000T .. etc

this is incoherent

incoherent by YeahbutNobutyeah May 24, 2009

incohersent 

Not being excepted when trying to be like someone the opposite of imcoherst;not excepting other people
but being incohersent; excepting other people but them not excepting you.

(in co-herse-ent)incohersent
Not being excepted when trying to be like someone the opposite of imcoherst;not excepting other people
but being incohersent; excepting other people but them not excepting you.

incohersent by regardless devon victory July 18, 2009

income tax

When you swallow tacks and they won't come out

The tacks went in! Maybe they're income tax!

income tax by NigelM May 28, 2018

passive aggressive income 

An income stream that was supposed to be easy but turns out to be hard work and difficult to extract money from due to reluctant or uncooperative people involved who try to avoid paying

My rental house is a great source of passive aggressive income; my tenants are 5 weeks behind on rent, yet they keep complaining and demanding I pay to fix little holes in the fly screens made by their cats, then the agent tried to double bill me for fees as well, I have to work so hard chasing this money that it doesn't seem worth it.

passive aggressive income by enviromech May 22, 2020