Aladdin's Haggis 

A lemmon-shaped meat-filled take-out food from Aladdin's on Crown Street in New Haven, CT

Last night I eat three Aladdin's Haggis, and now my arse is killing me.

Aladdin's Haggis by Hairy MacFat June 11, 2006

haggis mule 

An imaginary animal that is seen by special types of down syndrome children. The haggis mule has been reported to capture bald men and eat them in their caves.

Oh my god! Christopher Boone just saw Jivov get eaten by a haggis mule!

haggis mule by The king of hagrid May 26, 2009

Higgie-Deux 

A situation that is so ridiculous and cheap that is borders the edge of reality and believability.

Guy 1: "Dude did you hear that HolmB received a ticket going 60 in a 45 after the limit had just changed from 55?"
Guy 2: "That is Higgie-Deux for sure!"
Guy 1: "No doubt boo no doubt!"

Higgie-Deux by TheMackMan March 18, 2008

Haggis

A verb meaning to leave your friends behind after being served first.

Four friends go to the chip stand, all four order but one friend is served first, and instead of waiting for his other three friends to be served the first friend just leaves.

Jim: "Hey Bill, you totally haggised out on us at the chippy"
Bill: "it was cold out, I wanted to get back inside before I froze to death"

Haggis by thatpatguy May 8, 2008

fag hagging 

treating a male homosexual friend as an accessory to happiness

Richard because he was fed up with Lara fag-hagging him.

fag hagging by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 30, 2003

hoggie

noun: an attractive fat chick, usually appears around last call

Dude, shes such a little hoggie!

hoggie by dude November 10, 2003

Hangies 

1. Getting loose and drinking booze or doing recreational drugs with your friends all night until the early morning.

2. The general act of "hanging out."

Yo Coleman, that was some awesome hangies last night, I totally saw that girls vag when she fell over wasted.

Hangies by Hangies69 August 10, 2009