Brad 

Brad is a little nitty who begs for fags around Birmingham. He also does stabbings in erdington thinking he’s sick and on badness. Don’t be like brad who gets an ugly girl who has a Nike tick as her eyebrow

Person:1Ew did you see that kid over there?
Person2: Of course I did he’s a nitty his name is going to be brad

Brad by I’mHigh24/7 May 2, 2022

Brad 

Someone who likes to exclude other people and make every possible excuse as to why it isn’t excluding

brad: It isn’t excluding if your not invited, you haven’t been excluded

Brad by provingmypoint0 March 25, 2023

Brad 

A name only parents that don't give a shit about their child's future give their kid.

"I hate Brad, his face is covered in pimples and scabs and his dick is full of cheese

Brad by StarSoupMan October 19, 2023

Brad 

Fuckface. Watch out for these guys. They can be tricky and hard to identify. And they will hurt you the most if you are not careful. They start off by being somewhat of a superhero and save you from one of the guys listed above. Do not ever let them become your everything. That’s coming from a girl who’s been there and made that mistake. Warning: These guys are excellent liars. They lie constantly. They will most likely dump you for a whore because they are manwhores themselves. They will lie and tell you that they’ll still be your friend, but then they’ll ignore you. When your friends offer to beat them up, just say no. He will end up a lonely old fat guy with a cat named Snookums. He’ll have to live with that for the rest of his life. That will be torture enough.

Britney: "What's wrong?"
Jamie: "That doucheface."
Britney: "Oh, Brad."
Jamie: "Yeah, Brad."

Brad by shelovesyoutoo March 14, 2010

brad 

causes premature ejaculation and limp noodle

dude we were trying to fuck last night but he had brad in his head and couldn't get hard

brad by NOFATCHICKSALLOWED July 12, 2011

Brad 

A man that likes getting hickeys from girls to show the boys. He also does light beers. #dontbebrad
#5thyear

Your being such a brad

Brad by DIFJ December 2, 2017

Brad 

Some random guy that that one may encounter on the streets and the name of this guy is unknown, his title becomes Brad.

"yea, I was walking down the street and ran into a couple of Brads."

Brad by Huds May 6, 2008