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A Blanche is a Cassandra constantly bemoaning life's hardships, but to no avail as few are listening. Things will continue as they are. Thus, in turn making Blanche a buffoon of sorts. Though an amusing one. Blanche is innocent, but misguided. A knave.
Scene: " Officer, I can't believe you're issuing me a ticket for driving in the 'car pool lane', I didn't know." The officer's response would be, "But you are, Blanche".
Blanche by CXMAN October 25, 2017
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blanchette 

noun; meaning a highly offensive and mildly retarded person of uncertain ethnicity.
Did you see that smelly hobo walk by? What a blanchette!
blanchette by Likethemapples November 4, 2013

blanche bonin 

blanche bonin by me October 11, 2003

Cate Blanchett 

Aussie born actress and one of Hollywood's few great actors. She played Queen Elizabeth of England in the movie Elizabeth I for which she received an Academy Award nomination for Best Actress. She won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for the movie The Aviator in which she played Katharine Hepburn. She played Galadriel in The Lord of the Rings. Her other movies inclue The Life Aquatic, Little Fish, Heaven, The Man Who Cried, Bandits, The Talented Mr. Ripley. She is married to screenwriter, Andrew Upton. They have two children, Dashiell and Roman.
Cate Blanchett and Brad Pitt are starring in the movie Babel.

Cate Blanchett always dresses well.
Cate Blanchett by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

Blanchen 

From the show "Gravity falls" from the episode S2:E7 "The society of the blind eye" a rapper made the word through a song
LIKE a blanchen I live up in a mansion

andre blanchette 

andre blanchette by Dre Blanchette November 17, 2017

Carte Blanche

A situational term. This can take place in either a home with multiple roommates or an office with several coworkers. The first roommate/coworker that goes into the bathroom in the morning to lay down the first dump of the day has "carte blanche". Meaning that he/she has a blank canvas to do his work on and therefor set the tone for the day's defacation.
Keller ate tacos last night, I'm glad I got into the office early this morning to get the carte blanche.
Carte Blanche by Rhody Furor October 25, 2008