Benching 

When a morbidly obese man slams himself on a flimsy looking bench with multiple people on it to make the whole thing collapse, making everyone fall on their asses, spilling any coffee or lunch they have with them

"Hey Michael, I just heard that John went out benching last night, he got some people real good"

Benching by Lord Shaxx, god himself March 6, 2020

Beard Bleaching

When you go down on a woman often enough, the naturally acidic juices from the vagina bleach the hairs of your beard causing them to turn grey.

I had to use Just For Men because of all my years of beard bleaching.

Beard Bleaching by CongoJack February 2, 2023

breaching 

when having sex and the penis accidentally enters the anus.

we were doing it doggie style and she got breaching. woops anal sex

breaching by joethewookie December 31, 2014

bearching 

bearching:.....the act of a muscel bear cumming in an emo twinks anus and licking his anus and possibley swapping kisses

twink: bear plz bearch me

bear: shure baby

twink: weve been bearching so long

bear: i love it!

bearching by jizzberry June 15, 2011

Beachnigger 

Someone whos is addicted to tanning, but does'nt utilize tanning parlors, but walks around shirtless all the time to enhance his tan.

My dumbass friend constantly goes shirtless on a 30 degree day becaus the fucking beachnigger thinks it will retain his glow.

Beachnigger by Ba Fangool November 22, 2009

benching 50 

When you're so tired that your eyelids feel like their benching 50kg just to stay open.

1: Dude, I'm so tired.
2: You benching 50?
1: Yeah.

benching 50 by Definately. May 13, 2005

Beachin' 

To be so high that you lay back and moan like a beached whale.

Man, we shouldn't brought Roman to smoke this blunt, he's totally beachin' right now.

Beachin' by Kanak92 October 15, 2010