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Random Austrian Holiday

Any of the many holidays (often related to Catholic feast days) celebrated in Austria. Since these tend to occur frequently and without warning, they are designated as random. Particularly important because all stores are closed on such days. Abbreviation: RAH.
Thanks for reminding me about the Random Austrian Holiday. I almost forgot to get groceries before!

Austrian Twins 

Somewhat like "Irish Twins", but "Austrian Twins" are two kids born days apart by different mothers with the same father. One mother is the wife and the other is the mistress.
See Arnold Schwarzenegger's dilemma. He had two kids born within days of each other by different mothers...one with his wife and one with his mistress. His kids are "Austrian Twins". (He happens to be Austrian, so he gets the title!)
Austrian Twins by Wafsnipes23 June 13, 2011

Austramerica

The great country of Austramerica an island in the Caribbean. It has a lush tropical climate, and a very wealthy economy. It's name originates from the great alliance in the year of 0986 between Australia and America. It has a very colourful theme and a unique culture. They have a long history about their culture. The capital city of the country is Melton. The country mainly complies of coast, the furthest inland you the country goes is 22 km. The iconic East Balwyn st. id full of designer stores like Yves Saint Laurent, Chanel, Balenciaga, and Luis Viutton.
I went to Austramerica last summer
Austramerica by Kilmuir September 11, 2019

Germany and Austrian relationship 

Exists
Exists because it does, Germany and Austrian relationship exists because thoose countries exist, next up mexico and china.

Austrian Gunda 

A Swiss national who wants to emigrate to Austria but cannot because he or she has Swiss instead of EU Citizenship. Generally a former-slave/convict who often goes without a toilet or shower and sleeps in their filth while they dream of migrating to the 1st world.
“Those two Austrian Gundas sure do suck on the chillum like a Kalga bitch!”
Austrian Gunda by SukDip February 22, 2011

Austrian Slam 

When a person locks his hands together, raises them above his head and proceeds to slam them down on an opponent, girlfriend, or musk ox
Anthony: Bro, did you see what happened to that musk ox?

Durst:Yeah, i heard Trent gave it the Austrian Slam!

Anthony: Wow, that sounds almost as bad as when you did that to Sarah!

Durst: Yeah, Almost..
Austrian Slam by DURST! March 16, 2009