Illinois Walrus Bang 

The act of shoving two (preferably large) penises in each nostril of a person, usually performed during a threesome.

Optional: The one getting molested can also have a harpoon shoved in the anus during intercourse to make the experience more exhilarating. The one being fucked is also encouraged to bark like a walrus as well.

"Remember that somebody out there prefers the Illinois Walrus Bang over the Illinois Backyard Roast"

Illinois Walrus Bang by TheRealFuhrer October 14, 2014

nutty walrus

When you cum in a girls mouth then punch her in the stomach so the cum shoots out of her nose like walrus tusks.

I have her a nutty walrus

nutty walrus by Emas December 9, 2016

whiskey walrus

That creepy, pedophilic uncle that reeks of stale, cheap bourbon.

Stella's whiskey walrus kept looking at her funny during the wedding.

whiskey walrus by Wasthatabear March 3, 2017

WalrusGuy 

Youtube's most famous Youtube Pooper,who has the utmost talent of creating youtube poops that contain original work and material!

a quote from one of WalrusGuy's Youtube poops:

(a parody of Mario Fundamentals)

"Mario Go Fish

Mario: Oh, you got to be FUCKING with me!"

WalrusGuy by Dr. Robotnik... PINGAS PINGAS! July 12, 2009

Chubby Walrus 

When a whore has so much sex that her vagina swells up looking like a chubby walrus

Holy shit dude, Samantha was at my house after coming back from the club and she showed me her giant chubby walrus!

Chubby Walrus by Artistap December 2, 2016

Big Fucking Weird-Looking Walrus Fuck 

Basically just a fucking killer insult from Trailer Park Boys.

Ricky: Fuck off Phil you Big fucking weird-looking walrus fuck.

Big Fucking Weird-Looking Walrus Fuck by Truckerboy1993 May 30, 2018

The Walrus of Love

Barry Eugene White (born Barrence Eugene Carter, September 12, 1944(1944-09-12) – July 4, 2003) was a Grammy Award winning American record producer, songwriter and singer responsible for the creation of numerous hit soul and disco songs. He released numerous gold and platinum albums, numerous gold singles and platinum singles.citation needed All inclusive, record sales of White's music with singles, albums, are in excess of 50 million.

'What you been up to ?'
'Jus been listening to the walrus of love'
'sweet'

The Walrus of Love by Scott Cawley September 26, 2007