Too Much Rock for One Hand 

A gesture made by clenching both fists, extending the left and right pinky together simultaneously, and placing the fists side-by-side, resulting in an exaggerated form of the traditional "horn hand"/rock hand signal. Often done to convey a sense of irony.

"Duuuude! That Darkness album is frickkin' sweet... it was TOO MUCH ROCK FOR ONE HAND!"

Too Much Rock for One Hand by campfirewood October 4, 2004

Too Fat For the Internet

When someone is so fat, they cannot even fit into clothes bought off the internet.

I went to buy this shirt online for my fiancee Justin, but he turned out to be too fat for the internet.

Too Fat For the Internet by John Joepseudonym January 16, 2008

too turnt tina 

Too Turnt Tina is a social media star. Her game starter with an app called "Vine". She is hilarious and often considered the only original and funny viner left. Not only that, but she is absolutely stunning and so kind to every single one of her fans. Came up with the saying, "Do you gotta bae.. Or nah?" which then Nash Grier remade adding "Zayummm"

Are you turnt? As turnt as too turnt Tina.

too turnt tina by LobsterLover July 3, 2014

too fast, my ass 

The slogan of L.A. band Dark Angel, whose album Darkness Descends was the pinnacle of 80s thrash (Dave Lombardo doesn't have shit on Gene Hoglan's drumming). Unarguably the most badass slogan in metal history, and very fitting, as few other bands have hit 286 bpm in a song, or kept up at 200bpm for over 8 minutes.

Some thrash bands' music is too fast. Dark Angel's is 'too fast, my ass.'

too fast, my ass by Red the Ghost June 29, 2010

Too long didn't read

A generic, and sometimes humorous, reply to someone who took way too much time describing something, while the description would've been sufficiently clear and complete with less words. The term is both used by impatient kids when they can't concentrate long enough to read more then two sentences, and the more intelligent generation-X poster when the "long post" in question could've been described just as well, but much shorter, this comment can be taken either way.

Also a reply to long, attention-whorey spam topics.

Politically Involved Chap: (long rant about the state of affairs in the presidential houses of middle-west Europe)
Nooblet455: OMG TOO LOGN DIDNT READ!1

SpamClown69: (Long rant about rubber duckies and why he loves to rub his genitals with them)
MatureFolk: Too long, didn't read. Idiot.

Too long didn't read by Grey December 20, 2004

too many cooks in the kitchen 

Especially in business, when there are too many people in charge of a job or project, they all tend to make their own changes/opinions and it just ends up ruining it.

"That project failed miserably, there were 5 people in charge of it and no one could come to an agreement, just too many cooks in the kitchen"

too many cooks in the kitchen by netpan November 7, 2011

Too pretty for porn 

The idea that there is a subset of women who are actually too good looking to ever appear in pornography. It arises because even if these particular women did want to make a living off their looks/body they would have many more and better options than porn, for example acting or modelling.

Jessica Alba is too pretty for porn.

Too pretty for porn by Hemat O'Cyte March 8, 2013