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sporting a semi 

Look Sue, Jerry's sporting a semi.
How can you tell?
Look at his pants!
OMG!
sporting a semi by Savage Dick February 5, 2014

Spoofing 

The act of a magician (usually of the type seen at children’s birthday parties) taking heroin while on the job.
Don’t hire that guy for your kid’s birthday party, he’ll go into the bathroom and start Spoofing
Spoofing by Sparks flame March 11, 2019

poo-spooning 

Verb.
The sexual act in which two individuals lie down and engage in sodomy.
(butt-sex)
Jeremy was totally "poo-spooning" that chick earlier. Probably got dingleberries all over his mushroom spear.

Syn.

ass-assault, butt-secks, crap-crimping, dooky-diving, erectile-excursion, fecal-fucking, gloryhole-in-one, hemorrhoid-hammering, irrigating-ass, johnson-jamming, korn-hole-killin', log-lodging, mierda-moviendo,

nug-nudging, orifice-obliteration, poop-pummeling,

quarry-quarrel, rim-ramming, shit-shredding and/or stabbing, turd-tickling, urethra-upheaval, vandalizing victor, wood-wammy, fuck x, yo-yoing, "the zoo-zipline"
poo-spooning by Assy Johnson November 4, 2011

Shooting Salad 

The incoherent babble issuing forth from the mouth of an extremely intoxicated person. Most often experienced in the company of an ecstasy user who is ate up (coming down hard).

Derived from the popular Salad Shooter "As Seen On TV" product, which was remarkable for its ability to process any vegetable into a flying stream of salad toppings.
Man, that dude is shooting salad! He just told me, "Bunny loafer gizmo found leaf order instituted."
Shooting Salad by kilsek January 6, 2005

shooting pool with a rope 

I drank 16 beers and took her back to my place and it was like shooting pool with a rope.

spoofing 

In the context of the game "Ingress", spoofing, or being a spoofer, means the intentional manipulation of a player's GPS location in order to access locations without actually traveling there.

This action varies based on the device being used to play the game, but includes rapid directional motion of a device (similar to "throwing" the device without letting go), use of GPS-altering software, etc.

Spoofing is forbidden in the game's Terms of Service.
Player 1: "Man, he's standing right there! How did he hit that portal a block away?!"

Player 2: "He's obviously spoofing. Damn toads."
spoofing by EliteFerrex April 17, 2014