spooner 

The winner of the wooden spoon for coming last in a competition

Alan came last in the bowling contest. He's the new spooner.

spooner by Madrob September 10, 2011

spooner 

a particular species of people living mostly in the eastern suburbs of Adelaide. Spooners typically wear white three-quarter pants and have their hair fashioned in a silver coloured bob style. their children generally go to private schools and they support the Adelaide Crows. Their attitude is typically presumptuous and judgmental.

nice spooner haircut

spooner by asdfghjkl20111964 June 2, 2011

forking kniving spooner 

An insult used on a member of society who has caused some sort of problem.
-The word kniving is actually pronounced CUH-NIVE-ING, but would ruin the pun if it was spelled a way different than it is.
The word is coined by a good friend of mine, so I decided to steal it.
Like she'll check UrbanDictionary anyways.

Terry: "Jillian ate the last bit of the Lucky Charms I bought!!"
Natalie: "Yeesh, what a forking kniving spooner!! Those were name-brand Lucky Charms, too!" *scorns*
Jillian: *cowers in corner*

forking kniving spooner by H*ck Yeah July 11, 2009

snookered 

fooled

I've been snookered.

snookered by Big Swede June 20, 2003

Soonered

Soo·nered

/ˈso͞onərd/

Verb

To be rendered ineffective; deprived of vigor or force; lacking motivation or synchronization; the act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football game; worse than clemsoning.

"Baylor really soonered the game in their loss to unranked West Virginia."

Soonered by CUTigerrrr December 30, 2014

Spooner 

A person who eats everything with a spoon.

My Friend Alicea is a spooner she eats ice cream cones with a spoon 🤢🤢.

Spooner by Grandma Cum Fountain December 10, 2018

snookered 

tipsy; drunk; inebriated

I decided to get a bit snookered tonight.

snookered by Duct-Tape Dan July 26, 2003