sharded 

Having blown out your internal organs during a fart.

OMG!, Trenor just sharded!!

sharded by UlTiMaTeDoWnFaLl March 14, 2007

shaded 

chilling with friends or at home. anywhere.

imaginary conversation on AIM

girl: hey, what are you doing?
boy: nothing shaded at the house
girl: oh ok

shaded by Adriana W February 16, 2009

shaded 

of or being of a dark skin tone.

get your shaded indian ass in here.

shaded by ravi jain April 20, 2006

shaded 

Lost at least once in the first playthrough of Wangan Midnight Maximum Tune 2's Story Mode. When a player loses for the first time in this mode, the marks indicating the stages (s)he has won are no longer hollow; they are now filled in, hence the term.

Someone who is shaded will not be able to get the extra tuning level that unshaded players get.

I got shaded because I fucked up the last two turns on stage 80.

shaded by G.S. LXVIII December 28, 2005

sharded  

any form of crapping anything in peices usually with explosive diahrehia

"Wow!!!, i just sharded a pineapple!" "I think my sfincter broke!!"

sharded by Alsho Dormingouny December 13, 2008

shaded out 

verb- to have plans of chillin with someone, and then they randomly make excuses of why they can't hang out, or they just ignore you

I was bout to go to this party with Tina, but then she shaded out on me. What a hoe.

shaded out by Busta Cherry June 8, 2011

Johnny Shaded 

The act of masterbating to porn in front of the tv when Police knock down your door

I got Johnny Shaded last night by the Anne Arudel County Police.

Johnny Shaded by turd to ya mudda June 5, 2011