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Disney Scrooge 

A person who has never appreciated the true magic of Disney. Someone who has had a very deprived childhood and is left with an empty space in their life where their love for Disney and all its magic should be.
-'Yeh I'll go to Florida but I don't want to do all the Disney stuff'
-'What?! That's like blasphemy. You're a Disney Scrooge!'
-'Bah Humbug'
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Scroogled 

When one is falsely convinced by Microsoft's e-mail, Outlook, that Gmail is hazardous and invasive of their privacy, even though they aren't.
Joe: Dude! I heard that Gmail reads everything you write! I don't feel secure using Gmail anymore.
Bob: Nobody at Google reads your emails. Microsoft is just stirring up trouble.
Joe: Oh.
Bob: You just got Scroogled.
Scroogled by Almighty Ugly Green One February 28, 2013

scrooge mcduck 

evil twin of Donald Duck and uncle to 3 other ducks named huey, duey and louie. made the stovepipe hat cool. i believe Slash, of Guns n' Roses/ Velvet Revolver, stole the idea of wearing a stovepipe hat from Scrooge McD.
Slash: "hey Axl, i'm gonna wear a stovepipe hat from now on..."
Axl Rose: "Wow man, awesome!! why?"
Slash: "cos i wanna be like Scrooge McDuck and Marc Bolan!"

Ebanezer Scrooge

The Ebanezer Scrooge(Action)-A sexual act preformed on Christmas eve.


Procedure-

Step 1.On Christmas eve of any given year, take the milk and cookies normally placed on the mantle for Santa Clause off the mantle.

Step 2. Bring them to a sexually arousing place with your Female partner.

Step 3. Place your woman on her head and pour the milk into her vagina

Step 4. Dip the cookies into the milk and eat them with much enjoyment.

Verb for of the word or phrase- "Scroogeing"
"Oh hunnie, its so cold out, wanna do The Ebanezer Scrooge?"

or

"Damn baby, Christmas eve really makes me wanna Scrooge"
Ebanezer Scrooge by My Brees Suck February 27, 2009
Having sex with a female with protection and then leaving right afterwards and taking the condom with you because of fear of woman trying to get pregnant with stagnant sperm.
Brian: how did it go with that chick last night dude?
Kevin: It was awesome, but she's crazy so I scrooged.
Brian: Totally understandable.
scrooge by tollyhobro November 28, 2011

scroogeedibles 

Scroogeedibles has that gas product
scroogeedibles by Scrooge mc duck November 24, 2021

eboonezer scrooge 

A name given to a person who doesn't like Halloween. Essentially Ebenezer Scrooge, but for hallowed.
Joey sure doesn't like Halloween. What an Eboonezer Scrooge.
eboonezer scrooge by ryatellsastory December 31, 2015