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Terri Schiavo 

A brain-damaged woman whose right-to-die case between her husband and her parents has been turned into another tawdry soap opera by the media and politicians — as well as a definition-turned-message board on Urban Dictionary featuring a non-so-civil debate between rabid conservative jackasses and elitist liberal jackasses.
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Terri Schiavo 

Terri Schiavo died like shortly after 9:00 AM on Tuesday, March 31st, 2005. She starved to death because her husband finally convinced the courts to order her feeding tube removed after 15 years.
Why is it that you people say we have no idea what she wants because she left no will, but you can say with certainty that there is "no doubt about" God being mad about this? Can you prove that God exists? Did he mail you a postcard saying "Hey, I'm a little pissed off about the whole Terri Schiavo thing, ya think you could stir up a bunch of shit on the internet for me? Love always, Dad." No.
Terri Schiavo by pseudonym. March 31, 2005
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Terri Schiavo 

A woman who is in the middle of a Conservative VS Liberal political football game.
This is one of the reasons why I am an Independent.
Terri Schiavo by Dr. Mengele May 13, 2005

The Schiavo 

A sex act when your partner acts like a life support vegetable while you are banging her and she just makes undecernable noises during sex!
Last night I asked the wife if we could get busy? She said "I am really tired, can we just do The Schiavo?"
The Schiavo by spawnmanuli August 23, 2011

luann schiavone 

A mentally unstable alcoholic who frequently engages in cocaine use.
Be careful in Florida there are a lot of Luann Schiavone's in that state.

terry schiavo 

The woman that died in hospital because they pulled out her feeding tube.
Benedict: Hi Terry
Terry: umhumuh
Benedict: How much milk does your left tit contain:
Terry: uhmumum manaas
Benedict:Fucking retard bitch
Terry: uhmmmmmopoplaladododo
terry schiavo by whoooooooo May 7, 2005

terry schiavo 

When someone is passed out drunk and is in a vegetable state of mind they are terry schiavoed. It should be the goal of all drinkers to get schiavoed at the end of the night.
Friend got very drunk, blacks out, not moving even when he is kicked, he can only mumble like terry schiavo.
terry schiavo by heraldo shawx April 30, 2006