resting derp face 

A relaxed facial expression which perpetually holds an expression which can often be described as cute, awkward, and somewhat silly.

The word "derpy" is often used to describe such people.

Eric and Joe: Hi, Matt! :D

*Matt smiles awkwardly and gently waves as he passes them*

Eric: Aww, Matt's always so derpy all the time! I love that guy.

Joe: It's kind of his thing. He has resting derp face.

resting derp face by akuwardmoments April 11, 2018

Pecker resting 

The act of placing an object on your lap

I can't eat the popcorn if you're going to be pecker resting the popcorn.

Pecker resting by Allen24 December 8, 2010

AIR (Anxiety Induced Rushing) 

Incessant or panicked rushing. The crippling need to be three hours early to everything.

Jason, panicked and anxious, arrives to a 7:00pm movie at 4:30pm sharp due to excessive AIR (Anxiety Induced Rushing). His parents, who also suffer from AIR, arrive to the airport for their 2:00pm flight no later than 8:00am to ensure they make it through security.

AIR (Anxiety Induced Rushing) by SDair2018 January 16, 2018

Rustling my jimmies 

Verb: To erk someone. To be all up in their biz. To cause frustration and anxiety. Basically to piss someone off in a profound way. Or, to bother someone's friends named jimmy

You: yo mama...
Me: I can't stand it when you rustle my jimmies like that

~or~
You: hey jimmy and jimmy. You suck
Me: Dude stop rustling my jimmies and apologize

Rustling my jimmies by RustledJimmy April 25, 2016

Resting Python 

An extremely large shit. When you haven't crapped in days and then finally let it explode out your anus. A very key characteristic of the resting python is the ability to get the feces to wrap around the inside of the toliet bowl like a resting snake.

"Dude, John, come here and check out this resting python in it's natural habitat!"

Resting Python by Scott Hild November 4, 2007

Resting bitch face 

A bitchy alternative to the usual blank look most people have. This is a condition affecting the facial muscles, suffered by millions of women worldwide. People suffering from bitchy resting face (BRF) have the tendency look hostile and/or judgemental at rest.

Wow look at the RBF, You TRY to make a joke but everyone takes it way too seriously because they can’t tell if you’re joking - resting bitch face.

Resting bitch face by Smileitschloe November 23, 2014

Resting bitch face 

A condition that effects 1 in 6 people meaning that their "zoned out face" is in a constant state of bitchiness.

'Claire Horn has resting bitch face!!'

Resting bitch face by Daisy hawkins December 1, 2014