Playing the Hairy Harmonica 

Eating a girl out

If you need an example of what Playing the Hairy Harmonica is you shouldnt be on this site.

Playing the Hairy Harmonica by Banjo and cassius August 5, 2008

Playing in my face

Feigning ignorance while being blatantly disrespectful; i.e. insulting ones intelligence.

My man was grinding all on some chic in the club and gon' ask me what's the issue? If this n*gga don't stop playing in my face...

Playing in my face by TekiaP April 8, 2023

Urban Planning 

Something that does not exist on the North American continent.

Canadian: Wow, I can't believe it takes me 30 minutes a day just to drive to work!
American: If you think hard, I have to go 45 minutes on road to anywhere!
Mexican: You guys have roads!?

North Americans together: Oh yeah we don't have urban planning...

Urban Planning by Дecca March 17, 2021

playing for the other team 

a term used to describe one who has just come out of the closet and is gay.

Chelsea: hey Brendan is soooo hot, omg

Lauren: yeah...but he is totally playing for the other team, he's gay

Chelsea: are you kidding me???

Lauren: yeah he's definitely a shortstop

playing for the other team by sauce kid February 22, 2009

playing the banjo

The act of a woman pleasuring herself, usually associated with the quick diddling of the clitoris, close to climax. Also can be done by a man (or another woman, if that is your thing), but it would be done during a reach around.

"Before I fucked the shit out of your mother's gapping ass, I really enjoyed watching her playing the banjo, so much so, I decided to play a tune on it myself, Hee Haw!!!"

playing the banjo by Hugh Jardon March 17, 2006

playing campaign mode 

refers to playing the campaign mode of a video game (such as "Call of Duty" or "Halo") strictly to exclude someone who seeks to play online with others.

Can be expanded to describe any form of exclusion.

Richard: You guys are playing campaign mode just to exclude me!

Mike: No we're not!

Mike (in a private chat with another player): We totally are.

playing campaign mode by CoD Liver Oil June 15, 2009

Playing the guitar 

Another term for female masterbation with the fingers.

I caught my sister playing the guitar last night to a porny porn.

Playing the guitar by V dux September 6, 2007